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Originally Posted by Godfly
Candles are a traditional part of the courting ritual. Knowing this I will remember to use electric lights when I have a young lady over to cook me dinner.
Or she can just microwave the hot pockets in the dark.
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When the Lord finally blesses me with a good Christian wife, there'll be no more hot pockets for me. Rather, three home-cooked meals a day! Please let it be soon, Lord Jesus.
In the meantime, I just leave the hot pockets, or whatever else I want for dinner, in the car all day. I park it in the sun with the windows up. By 6:00 everything is nice and warm.
If you're going to try this, remember to rotate the food. Don't have fish two days in a row. I learned that the hard way.