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Default Re: Autism - the New Gay - 04-06-2013, 06:58 PM

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You are by far the dumbest people I've ever met. You're just plain stupid
Smart enough to know how to avoid Hell.

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have you ever said to a gay "You're going to hell" or to an autistic person "You're a fag!" i would like to know.
Of course. Look, friend, we don't just talk the talk here. We would be remiss in our duties as Ambassadors for Christ (2 Corinthians 5:20) to suppress the Good News that Christ will come again in Glory (likely VERY SOON!), and that people who do not repent will be drop-kicked into the Lake of Fire for ever and ever and ever (Revelation 20:15)! Why, just the other day I crossed the street to walk over to to a woman whose ten year old boy was kicking and screaming on the sidewalk outside of her minivan. The door was open and she was clearly trying to get him to get inside. She looked terribly distressed, and tried feebly to explain to passers-by that he has this so-called "autism," and that he was upset by something, and he's doing his best, and all kinds of excuses. Her other children cowered in the car, while one completely ignored everything and stuck her ipod thing in her ears.

I walked right up to that child, slapped him hard on the cheek, slapped him again when he tried to bite me, and told him to snap out of it. I told him that Jesus sees this foolishness and will roast him in Hell for ever if he didn't shape up, apologize to his mother, and act like a man. I told him that he has no excuses, that crying is for babies and his father is ashamed of him. Then I turned to the mother and reminded her of the need to discipline a child so he does not bring shame upon her husband. She was stunned and silent. Obviously no one had ever cared to tell her this important information before. So I continued until she hoisted up her child, threw him in the minivan, and drove off while the door was closing. My children and I were furiously rebuking Satan's hold over the child by this time, praising Jesus that His Justice is Good all the time. I don't know how much time passed before we stopped praising Jesus on the spot, but I've not seen that woman since. Deep in my spirit I know she has repented and her child is being taught to love Jesus. I expect to see her in church on Sunday, and I will praise the LORD on High!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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