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Default Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? - 07-23-2008, 05:14 PM

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Also God, knowing before my birth that I would spend years as a heretic, pre-punished me by having me born with nether equipment that would make a chink laugh. So there would be no manly bulge in my speedos to inspire the ladies to add to God's roster of True Christians.
I'm sure we could find you a sock somewhere.

I have photos I could submit, but I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this calendar idea yet. I have some concerns about it falling into the hands of Homersexuals, in fact.

Every time I stop at a rest stop along the highway, I'm approached by Homersexuals. Some say they're just using the restroom, but I see how they are looking at me while touching themselves, and I decry their depravity. They usually run away, but sometimes, I'm forced to take them out back among the trees and administer a righteous pounding! Incredibly, I often see the SAME filthy sodomites showing up at the SAME rest stops, even after I've brutally hammered away at them in the woods. They just don't seem to learn.

I admit that such experiences leave me completely drained; I sleep for hours when I get home!

Anyway, the point is that photos such as these, of manly Landover men, could tempt sodomites. They might start showing up trying to get into services, or hanging out at the rest stop on the highway nearest Freehold. Some of you may also experience the terrifying sexual advances to which I've been subject.

Is that a risk you're willing to take?


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