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Originally Posted by Chester Longshire
Dear Mrs. Paddy,
I am glad you husband has left the bottle and the Pope in order to become a True Christian. I have always known that underneath the foul whiskey breadth of your average swarthy Irishman is a true White Christian waiting to come out.
I am more than happy to forgo lucre and give you this item in the name of Christian charity.
YIC,
Chester
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Well ... unfortunately, Mr. McIrish hasn't put aside the Jameson and rosary beads just yet. But Mrs. Etheldreda and I are praying fervently for True Salvation™ to deliver him into the arms of Jesus any day now!
Thank you for your generosity!