Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. -
08-31-2013, 09:10 PM
As you all know it has been a tough last couple of years for my family. My dear wife after being unable to prove she was a virgin at the time we married (I didn't think to ask back then but she should have kept some proof) and after I caught her numerous times talking to the cat in an attempt to divine the future (do you think it will rain today snowball?) She nevertheless had the audacity to continue to live for several years even though biblical law said she should die. After years of taking her on walks in rocky places and praying for an avalanche to kill her The Lord finally answered my prayers. She died of pneumonia last night.
My son J.R. Has been working on the grave all day and we plan to put her to rest sometime after church tomorrow. We ask the community not to send flowers but we will accept cash gifts that we will donate to charity sometime soon.
I will be free next weekend and plan to start dating as soon as possible but please do not send me anyone younger than 17.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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