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Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein
Brothers and Sisters,
I want to apologize for killing your Savior and request your prayers that I can accept Him as Messiah one day soon. I am diligently studying scripture; it seems to point directly to Christ as the Son of Man and the Son of God, sent to die for a couple days so that all of creation could glorify the Father and our 8 ounce souls could rule and reign with Him forever and ever and ever and ever while we sing songs and play Uno. (Sorry, I made that last part up because I love Uno and I cannot imagine Heaven without Malachi and I playing a few hands each day)
So, once again - so sorry for the crucifixion and for bad movies like The Holocaust. It is my fault and I accept it with contrition and repentance.
Your friend,
Morton
PS: Sorry for Joan Rivers, too.
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This is exactly the kind of thing we need more of. Jooboy's are welcome into the light of Jesus if only they would just repent.
Acts 20:21 Testifying both to the Jews, and also to the Greeks, repentance toward God, and faith toward our Lord Jesus Christ.
As every one knows Jesus gives us all the chance to love Him and devote our lives to Him for the special gift of not being tortured for all eternity in the Lake of Fire. All it takes is the act of Faith that He exists and is as real as the long day.
Heb 11:1 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
Now that you are sorry for killing Jesus I feel far more at ease around you.
As an aside, if you have any investment opportunities you would like to share please feel free to PM me.
Yours in Christ.