Seven reasons why God hates South America

[Basilissa]

South America is like a huge cancer of abomination on the surface of the Earth.

1. Most people in South America are Mary-worshiping Catholics. As we all know, Catholics aren't even Christians, therefore, God hates them.

2. Most people in South America aren't white, and we know that white people are God's favorite, while the dark people are disgraced descendants of Ham (Genesis 9:20-27).

3. Most people in South America descend from Spaniards, and there are five Biblically confirmed reasons why God hates Spain.

4. All people in South America either are or descend from Indians, and there are 20 reasons why God hates Indians.

5. All people in South America are wild savages who eat guinea pigs. These animals are not mentioned in the Bible and a True Christian™ would never eat such an animal.
Here is a link showing the evidence; CAUTION: squeemish people should not click.

6. All people in South America are poor, because they are lazy, the same as all of the other Mexicans; basically, all Mexicans are degenerates.

7. All people in South America are actually satanists who worship the devil. Here is the evidence:

a) They depict the devil in one of their favorite dances (it is, after all, called "diablada," and "diablo" in their twisted dialect of Latin means "devil"). They have no shame and perform that satanic dance during the day, on the streets of their cities:



b) Their women enjoy dressing up as devils:



c) They also have carved images of the devil, and they worship these images.
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[Mary Etheldreda]

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You'd think after trapping those miners in the cave below the ground for so many weeks, the hispanic peoples would learn from their evil past and throw themselves at the merciful feet of Jesus. But they don't. They are a stubborn and unintelligent people who mock the LORD in every way conceivable. Consider how they mock Him by giving their degenerate sons His name, knowing full well what happens to them as they grow up.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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God hates South America, though i would not be surprised if Guyana is an exception, notice how this particular country is relatively free from "natural" disasters, I think this might be the reason:

http://www.oas.org/juridico/mla/en/guy/en_guy-int-text-cl_act.pdf

Section 352. Any male person who, in public or private, commits, or is a party to the commission, or procures or attempts to procure the commission, by any male person, of any act of gross indecency with any other male person shall be guilty of a misdemeanour and liable to imprisonment for two years.

Section 353. Everyone who-
(a) attempts to commit buggery; or
(b) assaults any person with intent to commmit buggery; or
( c) being a male, indecently assaults any other male person,
shall be guilty of felony and liable to imprisonment for ten years.

Section 354. Everyone who commits buggery ... shall be guilty of felony and liable to imprisonment for life.

Section 355. Everyone who-
(a) does any indecent act in any place to which the public have or are permitted to have access; or
(b) does any indecent act in any place, intending thereby to insult or offend any person,
shall be guilty of a misdemeanour and liable to imprisonment for two years.

[Cranky Old Man]

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It's a shame that this continent of cocaine sniffing child rapists (or Catholics as they call themselves) are allowed to even call themselves America.

My solution would be to rename all of it to South Mexico.

[ILoveAnimals]

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It's a shame that this continent of cocaine sniffing child rapists (or Catholics as they call themselves) are allowed to even call themselves America.

My solution would be to rename all of it to South Mexico.

¿Por qué no les gusta América del Sur? Creo además que el español es un idioma hermoso, ya sé que el inglés es el idioma universal porque es mas fácil de aprender, pero aprender español también puede ser una buena experiencia

[Basilissa]

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¿Por qué no les gusta América del Sur? Creo además que el español es un idioma hermoso, ya sé que el inglés es el idioma universal porque es mas fácil de aprender, pero aprender español también puede ser una buena experiencia

I have no idea what you just said, but this is what GoogleTranslate thinks you said:

Why I do not like South America? I also think that the Spanish language is ugly, I know that English is a universal language, because it is easier to learn, but to learn Spanish can be a terrible experience

[Alphonse Alban]

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I have no idea what you just said, but this is what GoogleTranslate thinks you said:

That does make sense, but you have to be cafeful with these Satan worshiping messicants. They just might be pretending to be something else than what they really are.

[Cranky Old Man]

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¿Por qué no les gusta América del Sur? Creo además que el español es un idioma hermoso, ya sé que el inglés es el idioma universal porque es mas fácil de aprender, pero aprender español también puede ser una buena experiencia

Translation:

Why not like South America? I also think that Spanish is a beautiful language, I know that English is the universal language because it is easier to learn, but learning Spanish can also be a good experience

"Why not like South America?"

Well, if you would understand God's favorite language, American, you could have figured that out already by reading this very forum thread.

And no, Spanish is not a beautiful language.

Translation of my Godly response:

Bueno, si usted desea entender el lenguaje preferido de Dios, American, que podría haber averiguado ya la lectura de este hilo muy foro.

Y no, Español no es un idioma hermoso.

[lukasekman]

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Back in the good old days, Pinochet did a decent job to curb those left-wing devil worshipers. While he was bullied by the international left for his efforts, I suggest the reestablishment of the Godly Operation Condor.

¡Viva la represión!
¡Basta el Socialismo!

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Back in the good old days, Pinochet did a decent job to curb those left-wing devil worshipers. While he was bullied by the international left for his efforts, I suggest the reestablishment of the Godly Operation Condor.

¡Viva la represión!
¡Basta el Socialismo!

Not to mention that he was a fan of the greatest nation in the world, AMERICA! To be honest though, I liked Videla a bit more

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4380961,00.html

Videla was the first president to head the military junta that "disappeared" thousands of suspected leftists from 1976 to 1983, and he spent his final years behind bars for human rights crimes including the systematic theft of babies born to political prisoners in secret torture centers.

Argentina's left-wing guerrilla groups such as the Montoneros had been weakened by the time Videla came to power. He targeted union organizers, students, journalists and anyone else perceived to be associated with communism.

[Attila's Wife]

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More than half of them don't even speak Spanish, they speak Brazilian, which is like Portuguese but louder and with even more spitting. And they use wax to do terrible, painful things to women's bodies.

[Alvin Moss]

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Every part of Mexico, from the part near Arizona and Texas to way down south near the South Pole is full of Mexicans who hate Christians and Americans. They all speak Mexican, though as Sister Attlia's Wife has pointed out, some of them speak a form of Mexican that is so confusing that even the other Mexicans have a hard time understanding it.

They are Indians, Romans, alcoholics and dope fiends. They drive badly and they drink oceans of beer, which causes them to urinate all over the place inappropriately. They are generally a nuisance, though they may sometimes be induced to work for low wages. Surely, only that last has kept the Lord from sinking their entire country into the ocean.

God must hate them with a burning passion.

[ILoveAnimals]

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Every part of Mexico, from the part near Arizona and Texas to way down south near the South Pole is full of Mexicans who hate Christians and Americans. They all speak Mexican, though as Sister Attlia's Wife has pointed out, some of them speak a form of Mexican that is so confusing that even the other Mexicans have a hard time understanding it.

They are Indians, Romans, alcoholics and dope fiends. They drive badly and they drink oceans of beer, which causes them to urinate all over the place inappropriately. They are generally a nuisance, though they may sometimes be induced to work for low wages. Surely, only that last has kept the Lord from sinking their entire country into the ocean.

God must hate them with a burning passion.

You don't know nothing about the world outside your bubble, right?

[Callisto]

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Don't forget capybaras! Rats the size of dogs!

[Didymus Much]

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Don't forget capybaras! Rats the size of dogs!

Hey, capybaras are good (when braised with a light creamy garlic sauce).