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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
...I'm happy to inform you all that I was with Fred Phelps in his final hours... In fact, I was alone with him at the end, which was one of the more pleasurable experiences I've ever had. Praise Jesus.
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Last I checked Jesus still had Fred circling the drain in a bit of a holding pattern... probably trying convince Satan to take him without much luck.
Not sure what ending you found so pleasurable with the old git
butt I am quite sure I don't want to know.
Meanwhile, we at the Vatican did get a call from one of his lawyers asking if Pope Francis could quietly drop by and give him the last rites however there was a scheduling problem what with Hell not yet frozen over.
Bless you, my truth-challenged grifter,
Father Mo
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