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Originally Posted by Nobar King
This thing is called a bodivas chain and you are supposed to dangle it from your bikini to allure men:
Don't be surprised if you get raped. |
Brother Nobar, just one
clarifying question in case I run into one of these decorative objects whilst preaching on a beach (I wish to be prepared to harden myself in advance for any encounters). Is the thingy supposed to hang from the
dairy-related parts of the female anatomy not too unlike depicted in the verse below...?
Song of Solomon 8:10
I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.
...or is it supposed to dangle from the piece of cloth covering the
dreaded lower female orifice, which would cause an effect very familiar to those of us who are well-educated with the
Bible?
Proverbs 11:22
As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
