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Default Re: Honor Jesus this Easter by devouring Ham until you PUKE! - 03-08-2015, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer View Post
Your grace is amazing, Sister Johnson. May I suggest, though, that you walk that extra mile for Christ and have your entire congregation defecate on the front steps of those vile institutions the day after Easter?
Of course, I'll mention it to my husband. Jesus walked thousands of steps for me, I'll happily take another one for Him.

"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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