Re: The elephant in the room that nobody wants to talk about (Pastor Zeke's compensation package). -
07-20-2014, 03:47 PM
I think we need to get off the topic of homosexuals driving vintage vehicles and back to what this thread is all about - the size of our pastor's package and whether or not it is pleasing to God.
Poor spinster Daisy Mae's wherewithal is hanging in Ezekiel's package, people. If it gets small, does Daisy suffer, or will the Lord fulfill her needs in other ways? One thing is certain: we can't just keep stuffing his package so that he looks good to others. God sees through all of that.
It's time to take it to the Lord in prayer, humbly seeking His Holy Will.
Respectfully,
NRL
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