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  • HAPPY EASTER FRIENDS!

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    He is RISEN!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Amen! Today is the day when we celebrate Jesus' temporary death and respawning.

      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        He is Risen INDEED!

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          What a day! Hutchins traditions is to live out miraculous scenes from the Bible. Christmas time, all the Hutchins females spend the night in the barn while the men stay in the Inn (Landover Westin), worrying during room service.
          So for Easter, all the kids are hung on crosses (no, we do not put nails through their little hands, they stand on spikes and have ropes binding them to the cross.) Once the appear 'dead' (asleep, the little angels) we put them in one of the old mines on the property and block the door with boulders.
          Truth be told, Easter is one of the few times the house is void of the thunder of 70 or so feet scurrying about as the kids do not appear until Tuesday or Wednesday. Mrs. Hutchins and I enjoy a nice rabbit stew.
          Bless the little darlings, by Thursday, every one of them truly knows what Jesus did especially for each and everyone of them. As a treat, I give each one a rabbits foot key chain. They often trade among each other to collect the set.

          Come the Glory!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            HAPPY EASTER! HE IS RISIN!
            Thinking of Abortion?
            That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
            Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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              Human beings are made of body, mind and spirit.
              Of these, spirit is primary,
              for it connects us to the source of everything,
              the eternal field of consciousness.
              -Deepak Chopra

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                It's a rather simplistic interpretation to assume that Jesus did, in fact, rise from the dead in a real sense. I mean we only need to think about how his body would have gone off over the weekend.

                My sisters and I think he only can be seen to have risen from the dead in a very spiritual sense. We've all heard of the ouija board. Well it would have been a bit like that with the apostles reading into things moving unexpectedly and deciding Jesus was with us.


                Of course this still doesn't remove from the mystery of the resurrection. How do those ouija boards work anyway? If you can't explain it then God is doing it, right?

                So whatever it says in the Bible, what makes sense when you really think about it is better when it comes to Jesus. I'm sure you agree.

                Happy Easter.
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                Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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                  By chance Easter landed on Seth Jr's Birthday this year.

                  We have told him he will have to wait a week to celebrate since this weekend Jesus comes first! He didn't like it, but after his father had a "talk" with him, he's being pretty good about it.
                  Drama queen

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                    Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
                    It's a rather simplistic interpretation to assume that Jesus did, in fact, rise from the dead in a real sense. I mean we only need to think about how his body would have gone off over the weekend.

                    My sisters and I think he only can be seen to have risen from the dead in a very spiritual sense. We've all heard of the ouija board. Well it would have been a bit like that with the apostles reading into things moving unexpectedly and deciding Jesus was with us.


                    Of course this still doesn't remove from the mystery of the resurrection. How do those ouija boards work anyway? If you can't explain it then God is doing it, right?

                    So whatever it says in the Bible, what makes sense when you really think about it is better when it comes to Jesus. I'm sure you agree.

                    Happy Easter.
                    You repulsive whore of satan. HOW DARE YOU waltz into God's favorite forum on the very day that we celebrate His LITERAL rising from His temporary death on the cross, and spew your revisionist lies!? There is NOTHING symbolic about Christ Jesus rising from the grave! He is God after all! He can whatever He damned well pleases!

                    Read Luke 24 and tell me where it says Jesus didn't rise!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      I know I'm a bit late, but it was a fun weekend. It was unusually dry out here so we had an outdoor Easter egg hunt for all of the poor kids down on Hastings. Then we handed out sandwiches to everyone and had a great time.

                      Isaiah 58:7-8 Is it not to deal thy bread to the hungry, and that thou bring the poor that are cast out to thy house? when thou seest the naked, that thou cover him; and that thou hide not thyself from thine own flesh? Then shall thy light break forth as the morning, and thine health shall spring forth speedily: and thy righteousness shall go before thee; the glory of the LORD shall be thy rereward.

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