Re: The elephant in the room that nobody wants to talk about (Pastor Zeke's compensation package). -
07-09-2014, 05:09 AM
I don't know where this came from but I think I may have a solution to our financial problems at Landover Baptist. I do not believe taking much needed stripends away from our most hard-working, *cough* handsome *cough* Pastor Zeke is the answer. True Christians™ and Pastors especially, sacrifice much of their time which could be spent praying on responding to sinners on this forum in hopes of getting them to accept Jesus into their hearts.
Well what if we make that time more worthwile by charging every nigra, etc that posts here until they are upgraded to Forum Member. I believe it would solve most of our problems and Pastor Zeke wouldn't have to drive a h...hyb- I can't even say that cheap car's name.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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