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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
I always thought that there was something strange about Princess Leia (pronounced "LAY-uh") Organa - and now I'm sure that she's some kind of lezbean bull dyke.
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What a
disturbing hypothesis, Brother William! I conducted a quick study in
Creation Science to test this proposal.
- Hypothesis: Princess Leia was/is a female sodomite (Romans 1:26).
- Methods: Prayer and searching for hidden messages in that very name.
- Results: There ARE hidden messages! Oh yes, there are.
- Conclusions: Who else but a sodomite woman would want to slice and mutilate a mans's copulative organ. I surmise that the Star Wars rebel women all employ a weapon such as the one depicted below!
What is the
goal of this wanton jack-the-ripper level
amputation!? It is of course to make the men
unattractive to
Jesus -
Christ has stated that He
only wants the company of men with
healthy genitals!
Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
I strongly suspect that
every man who dares enter a cinematic venue in order to see the "Solo story" will be subjected to the
Slicer and
forever lose his attractiveness in the eyes of
Sweet Jesus!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
