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Jesus Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom! - 04-16-2018, 02:34 PM

Man of God:


I feel exorcism is on the planogram for your little heathen satan worshipper. He has invited demonic presences into the nether regions of his body by paying heed to music that extols lucifer. This is a dangerous and dense forest through which to trod, and results in deference to satan rather than GOD.


The good news: GOD IS ALL POWERFUL. Just as he cast demons into swine, he can remove every trace of demonicity from your wicked, wicked child. Once you have had the exorcism performed it would be a good idea for him to enter Dr. Niles' post-exorcism camp, where he will be inspected daily for the presence of left behind entities (usually found in the folds of the rectum), at which time if they are found they are immediately sent to the pits of hell from which they came. Dr. Niles can counsel with your child in ways few can. You likely won't know your son when the camp ends because he will receive daily treatment with the intensity that only a True Christian™ can provide.


I pray you take these recommendations seriously.
BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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