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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Race: Anything but NASCAR
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Just for that, you'll be an Oomba-Loompa.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Class: None, but can fake it if needed (do I have to wear pants?  ) |
A double-amputee, legless Oompa-Loompa. Sister Mary will carry you in her handbag.
On with the role-playing:
A phone suddenly rings, startling Sister Mary, who fails a dexterity check and drops her handbag on the floor. Hard. Also, there's broken glass on the floor, causing 1d6 damage to Didymus. He loses 4 hit points. Ouch.
Zeke picks up the phone, and says "Yes....Yes....Yes....I understand....Amen". He puts down the phone and says "I've just gotten word that Obama's Birth Certificates have been moved to new locations. One is in the Campus of Doom, and the other is in the Synagogue of Satan, where the terrifying Level 5 Rabbi George Soros sits upon a vast treasure hoard. Also, if you're feeling sleepy, you can always get some coffee at Starbuckstan, but you don't have to, I mean, I'm not complaining that you're going to ignore something that took hours of work to create, it's totally your adventure."
"Where will you go first?"