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  • #91
    Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

    Haha you people are crazy.

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    • #92
      Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

      Originally posted by dani32 View Post
      Haha you people are crazy.
      Ecclesiastes 7:6
      For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool

      YIC

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #93
        Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

        Originally posted by dani32 View Post
        Haha you people are crazy.
        Tell us about how much fun you have with your steely, dani. We'll all get a big hoot.
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • #94
          Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

          Having grown up in the Baptist Church most of my young life until 20, I noticed teenage, adult, and even infant acne on some of the members there. They were all good people with giving, caring, hearts and didn't dare judge others. My question is this, if in fact acne is the sign of the devil then please be so kind as to explain the Hollywood trash, sluts, adulterers, pedophiles and the like and how they have flawless skin. "Movie Stars" and "Celebrities" (I use these terms lightly) often have no signs of acne or any other skin conditions but are more sinful and greedy than the "average" person. Why is this?

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          • #95
            Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

            Originally posted by RunRaged View Post
            Having grown up in the Baptist Church most of my young life until 20, I noticed teenage, adult, and even infant acne on some of the members there. They were all good people with giving, caring, hearts and didn't dare judge others. My question is this, if in fact acne is the sign of the devil then please be so kind as to explain the Hollywood trash, sluts, adulterers, pedophiles and the like and how they have flawless skin. "Movie Stars" and "Celebrities" (I use these terms lightly) often have no signs of acne or any other skin conditions but are more sinful and greedy than the "average" person. Why is this?
            Oh don't worry friend, they will get their reward come Judgement Day!

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #96
              Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

              Don't you just want to kick in Mary Etherdral's teeth with that stupid fucking smile and that brainwashed glazed over look in her eyes? Because I know I do!

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              • #97
                Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                Originally posted by RunRaged View Post
                Don't you just want to kick in Mary Etherdral's teeth with that stupid piffleing smile and that brainwashed glazed over look in her eyes? Because I know I do!
                Baby, that smile is fueled by the LOVE of JESUS!

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                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #98
                  Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                  Originally posted by RunRaged View Post
                  Don't you just want to kick in Mary Etherdral's teeth with that stupid piffleing smile and that brainwashed glazed over look in her eyes? Because I know I do!
                  You heathen scum!! You dare insult a True Christian™ lady!!!

                  They were all good people with giving, caring, hearts and didn't dare judge others.
                  Who cares? I know lots of "nice" people who are going to hell. Take that wafer munching ring kissing papist bitch mother teresa. She's burning in hell right now for choosing a false religion.

                  Also, we are commissioned to judge others. Are you sure you didn't just walk by your "Baptist" church?

                  Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                  Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                  • #99
                    Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                    Just as I suspected, another uneducated, judgmental "answer" to a simple question. God loves all shapes, colors, and races of human on this planet. Not just white southern Baptist idiots like yourselves, there are billions of people on this earth and what makes you think that your religion is elite above all overs. God loves everyone, acne, boils, poison ivy, eczema, etc and he even loves that wet back with the big boobs, Roberta. She is a hypocrite, how can she expose her body and breasts in a bikini on this site and not get lustful attention from men...she clearly is the devil and is wanting young men to masturbate to her, she is blatantly a source of temptation. You people are sickening and have nothing educated or logical to back up your absurd, off the wall ideals. God is frowning on all of you self-righteous hicks.

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                    • #100
                      Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                      What version of the Bible have you read? The Fischer Price version?

                      Originally posted by RunRaged View Post
                      You people are sickening and have nothing educated or logical to back up your absurd, off the wall ideals. God is frowning on all of you self-righteous hicks.
                      Right. Friend, I have the King James version of the Bible, you know, the literal Word of GOD!!! You atheist homo scum never cease to amaze with your shear ignorance.

                      2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                      2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

                      Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

                      Care to back up your weak claims with scripture? And don't be quoting from your child's version of the Bible, all other versions are false (in other words, it doesn't count).

                      Galatians 1:7-9
                      7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
                      8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
                      9 As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                      • #101
                        Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                        Originally posted by RunRaged View Post
                        Don't you just want to kick in Mary Etherdral's teeth with that stupid piffleing smile and that brainwashed glazed over look in her eyes? Because I know I do!
                        That's way beyond the bounds of good husbandry and edging into perversion, sonny. We are free to beat our wives with rods but there is little purpose to doing stuff to them that prevents them from cooking.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • #102
                          Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                          Originally posted by RunRaged View Post
                          Don't you just want to kick in Mary Etherdral's teeth with that stupid piffleing smile and that brainwashed glazed over look in her eyes? Because I know I do!
                          People can't help what their smiles look like, and a lot of people get that "deer in the headlights" when the camera points at them.

                          OTOH, the Comic Sans in her sig is worthy cause for dental rearrangement by Dr. Marten.

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                          • #103
                            Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                            So let me get this straight, you crazy Christians think that acne is the mark of the devil? Are you seriously that stupid? Why don't you read a factual book? Or are those only for devil worshipers? Also, please stop using the word "retarded" like it's nothing. It actually offends people you know, but you Christians don't care what people with flaws, so it's pointless trying to get you to do something right. God isn't real, get over it scumbags.

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                            • #104
                              Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                              Originally posted by iAmAtheist_Problem? View Post
                              So let me get this straight, you crazy Christians think that acne is the mark of the devil? Are you seriously that stupid? Why don't you read a factual book? Or are those only for devil worshipers? Also, please stop using the word "retarded" like it's nothing. It actually offends people you know, but you Christians don't care what people with flaws, so it's pointless trying to get you to do something right. God isn't real, get over it scumbags.
                              Many thanks for comming to God's friendliest website and puting the hate on with a trowel.

                              Do you think it is funny to mock someone's most cherished beliefs?

                              I happened to be reading your post with my eager young Nephew and now I have to explain why some person he has never met on the internets hates him.

                              Well done done for making a clean limbed, young youth cry.

                              For shame madam, for shame.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • #105
                                Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                                Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                                Many thanks for comming to God's friendliest website and puting the hate on with a trowel.

                                Do you think it is funny to mock someone's most cherished beliefs?

                                I happened to be reading your post with my eager young Nephew and now I have to explain why some person he has never met on the internets hates him.

                                Well done done for making a clean limbed, young youth cry.

                                For shame madam, for shame.

                                YIC

                                No doubt she has a face like a pizza and is mortified to know it's her own fault. Not only is it her own fault, but the only way to be free is to humble herself before the LORD and beg forgiveness.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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