Re: Today in Christ -
09-22-2008, 08:16 PM
September 22, 1823: According to the official mythology of the LSD "church," Joseph Smith, under the guidance of the Angel Moroni, first located the golden plates on which the Book of Moron was written. He never let anyone else see the golden plates, except for a few true believers whose testimonies contradicted one another, and they were eventually returned to the angel, never to be seen again. Of course, as True Christians™, we have no use for an insipid cult based on a book revealed under suspicious circumstances by a mystical being who would not deign to communicate with anyone else, nor with things for which there is no evidence except for a few conflicting testimonies by people with a vested interest in lying.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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