If, as a mere woman, I may be permitted to comment, I am very glad to see Brother Jedediah and Brother Elmer proving their heterosexuality here, and not just through the size (or lack thereof) of their tallywhackers. Their willingness to discuss their modest dimensions, without exaggeration, shows that they are true heterosexual men who understand the needs of their wives.
Let me explain. The act of pushing out Soldiers for Christ is one of the most uncomfortable that a woman experiences. How grateful we are, then, when the act of procreation, i.e. putting them there in the first place, is minimally invasive. If a heterosexual man feels the need to brag at all, in defiance of Jeremiah 9:23, then it should be about
small dimensions rather than large ones.
How I wish there was a tallywhacker equivalent of the old saying about women's secondary sex characteristics,
More than a handful is wasted.
YiC
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