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Default Re: Methodist Preachers Who Do Homer Weddings, Hold Their Trials in Freehold's Landover Baptist Church. - 01-19-2014, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
It's just terrible that Christian preachers, even ones in the liberal Methodist church, marry their homer sons. It's against Methodist Church laws. The Methodist home office holds "trials" and eventually defrocks them.

I'm offering up the good offices of Freehold City Government and Landover Bapist Church to the Methodists. We can try your homer-loving preachers and teach them a thing or two.

Instead of trying and just defrocking these deviant preachers, we would read the Bible to them. We would make them get on their knees and have Jesus give them a good swift kick. By the time we were through with them, they's be truly sorry they offended Jesus.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...p_ref=religion
I wonder what rod he used when his son was growing up...

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