Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'm pretty sure you're a fag.
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Pastor,
This is a well-known fact. The original
Charlemagne was a prolific supporter of
queer scholars, the most notorious of which was
Alcuin of Tours, to whom Charlemagne was particularly attached. His poetry, which Charlemagne
admired, contains poorly disguised innuendo that promotes homerfornication.
Cuckoo, what took you from the nesting place?
But will he come again? That no man knows.
If your love sings, cuckoo, then come again,
Come again, come again, quick, pray you come.
Why would a handsome king recruit a well-established gay man into his court unless he wished to do a bit of "experimenting" with his bi-curious side? Obviously,
he wouldn't! Our uninvited guest, Mr. Charlemagne of the lost Kingdom of Larping must know this and be also a supporter.
1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Here we can see
Alcuin instructing
Charlemagne in the lost arts of
Gomorrah including most likely
oral joys and
blasphemous use of the Bible.
And this used to be a fun and casual thread until this sodomite of bygone days tried to usurp it.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer