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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 09-01-2013, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
This story puts me of a mind of a story I once heard at a Pastor's Conference. It seems a man went into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for his recently deceased wife can be published. After the editor informs him that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, he pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then,let it read 'Cordelia Brown died'."

Confounded at the man's thrift, the editor stammers that there
is a 7-word minimum for all obituaries. The man pauses again,
counts on his fingers and replied, "In that case, have it say 'Cordelia Brown
died: 1983 Pick-up for sale'."

I think the man was scottish.
Oh pastor your' jokes always are a laugh. And who says Christians don't have a sense of humor.


I think we should remember with Godfly's wife the wages of sin are DEATH. We can thank our Loving Savior for that!



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