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Originally Posted by Patchwork Rarity
That is not ok. Not under any circumstances. That is your wife's friend, mate. You don't just beat the everloving crap out of someone for joking around with you. What you did was honestly disgusting, and he should charge you with assault.
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Friend, you clearly do not understand the threat of the homosexual. And I speak as an Ex-Queer, also once consumed with vicious and predatory anal conquest.
Homos are not normal people and simply cannot control the persistent lust for the brown-eye. No rectum is safe anywhere near a queer. They lurk in the shadows and calculate the probability of mounting an anonymous rump, and when the opportunity is there to stab an innocent Christian man with a filthy gay erection, they act. Trust me.
My Brother in Christ simply took preemptive action in order to ensure his personal safety in his home. Would you rather the outcome had been an innocent man, face down and prostrate? Victimized as his distal colon was distended and flooded with queer seed, at the hands of a criminal and homosexual pervert?
Have you no empathy?
In Christ