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Originally Posted by Hersir
Ha! Iceland is an island raised from the sea by the gods themselves. Your whore of a deity has no power in the eternal North!
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No, by Satan. I already explained that, didn't I?
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Originally Posted by God bless you all
Some of the Christians on this thread said that thay are going to pray for a tsunami or an earthquake so that I and my family might get killed. This is very un-Christian. We Christians are suppose to be a light in dark places. We are suppose to be helpful and loving. I hope that you will pray for a spiritual revolution in Iceland instead of praying for a tsunami. God bless you all.
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A good advice for you, mr. "Christian," you might want to get a Bible and read the thing!
Never in my prayers I've departed from Biblical Christianity™, and neither have my fellow Christians this morning during the extra prayer hour for the Destruction of Reykjavik.
God hates evil people, and being a Righteous God, He punishes them as He sees fit. And in the Bible you can read how He punishes them, and earthquakes and volcanoes are only a small selection of the Tricks our Sweet Lord has on his sleeve!
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Originally Posted by Thor the Thunder Demon
You shall not touch Iceland, for I, Thor - Am the God of Thunders!
No tsunamy for I control them!
No earthquakes for Loki loves Iceland!
No volcanos for Surtur loves Iceland!
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That's very much alike to what the Haitians said about one and a half month ago...
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Originally Posted by Son of Stan
Ignorance is bliss. Did not god forbid Adam to eat of the tree of knowledge?
So i guess he likes people to be stupid? Probably so that it is easier to get them to follow his boring teachings.
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From the Bible we can conclude that God seems to value obedience over stiff-neckedness and people making up their own moral code, that's true.
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The bible...the so called book of books supposedly written by god. More likely many boring books made into one and later edited by popes to leave out inconvenient truths.
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God is almighty. As a result, this means the Bible is infallible, as God, being almighty, would have been perfectly able to weed out mistakes. This automatically means that there can't be any.
