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  • #46
    Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

    Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
    I'm sorry about your friend, and I am glad that you are getting out of an abusive relationship. Everyone here is against spousal abuse. There is a big difference between Godly reprovement and domestic violence.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben

    Thank you for your words, It's been rough since her murder and in dealing with my soon to be Ex. In my opinion I see know difference between the two, Maybe because of everything I have endured I don't know. I'm in therapy and a support group and have been informed I suffer from PTSD and will need medication to help me cope with my past and heal toward the future and I'm not a happy camper about it, but aside from getting back to my faith I will do what is needed to find my normal life again if it still exists. You know.

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    • #47
      Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

      Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?

      And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"
      ACTS 5:29

      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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      • #48
        Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
        My wife already knew how to read when we met, but there's no problem with that, because all she reads is the Bible, the Crosswalk newsletter, Southern Living magazine, and various cookbooks.
        That's great, Pastor Billy, but I think you need to help expand her horizons by providing more diverse reading material. Some suggestions:

        SewNews
        The National Review
        TV Guide
        The Shotgun News



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        Buford
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        • #49
          Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

          aha! so the tree of life in the Holy Book is not the tree of life, but the zealotree!

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          • #50
            Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
            Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?

            And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"
            Thomas, are you proud of your ignorance of Scripture?

            Jesus said in Matthew 5:32, and repeated in Matthew 19:9, that adultery is just cause for divorce.

            Also, in Corinthians 7:5, we learn that a marriage to an unbeliever doesn't amount to very much because an unbeliever can't be expected to take vows seriously.

            Pastor Billy-Reuben
            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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            • #51
              Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

              Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
              Folks, my heart really goes out to pro golfer John Daly. His spoiled wife attacked him with a knife right before a golf tournament. Imagine the shame of showing up at the green with red marks on your face.

              No doubt, Daly's wife is to blame for his poor performance (on and off the green). But Daly is to blame for not disciplining his wife according to Biblical standards.

              Daly's autobiography, "My Life In & Out of the Rough" details his lack of discipline in a chapter devoted to his three former wives that was titled, "All My Exes Wear Rolexes."

              Let this tragedy remind all that our Lord Jesus Christ weeps when we don't properly discipline our wives. Next time you're over par at the course, try giving HER a few swats . . . it'll improve your swing.
              FIRST: You have no skill at making jokes.

              SECOND: Woman create men you uppity waste of flesh.

              THIRD: "honor and love thy MOTHER and thy father", thats what, commandment number 5?

              FOURTH: Without women you wouldnt be here to whine about how you want to beat women because of your sexual tension and anger management problems.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You know, golf clubs aren't just for whacking that little dimpled white ball home. I've found that a 7 iron works well in dealing out a Godly reminder that a truly RARE steak is still bloody, not just pink.

              Obviously Brother Daley didn't know that.
              Hmmm, are you that disapointed with your own "manliness" that you need to resort to assault with a deadly weapon to resolve your false sense of humility and righteousness? If so im sure Kids Help Phone can help with that, Boy.

              Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
              First of all, forgive me Jesus for being a woman and forgive me for violating the sanctity of the men's forum. But I find this Hellkari woman unbearable! First, she's advertising her Satanic perversions, then she says a man can be jailed for spanking HIS wife??? Where do these demon-spawn live? Certainly not in the Godly Mid-Western USA!
              The U.S of A has been without "God" since the assassination of JFK.
              And you my good lady, are not a Christian. Christians do not acuse others of "Satanic perversions" at the very most they act like a Jehova's Witness and say "Come Join! Be Saved!".

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Not in Freehold, you inbred chink. The True Christian™ girls around here submit willingly to the natural and Christ-ordered way. They bend over and grab ankle whenever commanded to do so. And that's when they get a warning...

              Anyway, Brother BJ and his boys in security have the phones wired so that all 911 calls get routed to him. So no worries there, hop-sing.
              Christians arent racist and they follow the laws of man, because thats all you have to follow.

              Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
              I live in California, thank you very much. My boyfriend's from Illinois though. And I was just making a point. I've never done that. And I've barely even seen you around here, let alone talked to you, so I don't get how I can be so unbearable.
              And yeah, your husband can be jailed. Unless the spanking is consensual, it's assault. Possibly Assault with a deadly weapon. It's called Domestic Violence. Heard of it?



              I feel truly sorry for the women in your community. I'll never submit to my boyfriend, unless I want to. And even then, he knows when he's going to far. An the 911 routing? Illegal. 100% Illegal. And I'll just choose to ignore the insults...

              -Hii *disgusted and disappointed*
              Thank "GOD" for sensibility!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Women are naturally empty-headed. They wake up in a new world about every 20 minutes. Sometimes getting the back of their Godly husband's hand is just what they need. The Bible commands us men to "subjugate" them, so there you go. God knows what's best.
              "God" Didnt write the bible, MAN did. Man is not infallable, therefore he words in the bible are simply words, and not "God"ly commands.

              Originally posted by Jonathan H. Dona View Post
              I believe that he was using perverted, atheist sarcasm, Pastor Ezekiel. I would not take what he said as a compliment.
              I believe you look like Santa Clause, SHUT UP.

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              HEY! Don't judge us by YOUR beliefs!
              How else are we to judge you? We only have our OWN beliefs...

              Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
              God has said "spare the rod,spoil the child". If he had meet these women on this forum, he would have made the spanking of the women a special commandment. And I praise sister bilbethumpingblonde for having the right, christian attatude. For the women must summit to the man, and sometimes she might need some reminding who's boss. Like a godly parent to a child.
              Are you an american? If so why can't you speak english? Or spell? Or make sense? Take a night class.

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              I swear raping small boys was made illegal quite some time ago as well, but that's never stopped you Mary-Worshiping swine.
              PSSST...thats the american priests...

              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
              Father Thomas Martin: Wives are not children...They don't have to obey their husbands!
              Once again, Mr. Martin show us his utter ignorance of Scripture.

              Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
              2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

              I Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
              3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

              Don't you papists consider Peter to be your first Pope?

              Father Thomas Martin: If it weren't for women, there would be no men post-Adam!
              Of course. No one here thinks women are useless. They have a use.

              Father Thomas Martin: Most of the bad things done in the Bible were done by MEN.
              Of course. That's just simple arithmetic. Most of the things, good, bad, or neutral, done in the Bible were done by men. The stories where women do anything of importance are few and far between.

              Out of all of the things done by men in the Bible, what percentage of them were bad? Out of all of the things done by women in the Bible, what percentage of them were bad? Which number is higher?

              Pastor Billy-Reuben

              These scripture quotes are centuries old and were intended by men to be the rules of that time for men, not for the future. Even the devil can quote scripture.

              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
              I'm sorry about your friend, and I am glad that you are getting out of an abusive relationship. Everyone here is against spousal abuse. There is a big difference between Godly reprovement and domestic violence.

              Pastor Billy-Reuben
              No there isnt, both are simply excuses to use the fist and palm as a tool of education, and both are wrong.

              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
              Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?

              And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"
              Ya...it doesnt say stay with the man who may kill you. Circumstances were not covered in the bible, and its all very vague.

              And that has been my truthful correction of all of your inconsistencies and general stupidity.
              My Fav Passage? Why Romans 1: 18-32 ofcourse!
              "18The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them." It goes on to explain that this passage is not about gays, and that they wont burn in hell.

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              • #52
                Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                Interesting you skipped right over my testimony.

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                Pardon me Brothers for stepping in here, but I just HAD to say something.

                When Pastor Zeke spanks me or smacks me upside the head for burning his steak or talking out of turn I feel deeply loved.

                It shows me he cares enough about me to show me the error of my ways. After such "corrections" I always try harder to do the right thing and please him and GOD!

                Humble, Sister Thumper
                I actually appreciate when I am spanked or back handed. It means that my Fiancee is thinking about MY higher good and my spot in Heaven!

                I must insist you stop posting such hogwash sir! Rouge
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                • #53
                  Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                  Im surprised you passed over my testimony maddam, I never once said that women dont have the right to choose to be spanked, I just said its wrong for a man to do so, i guess i could clarify it by saying "Without permission" but that should be a given.
                  My Fav Passage? Why Romans 1: 18-32 ofcourse!
                  "18The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them." It goes on to explain that this passage is not about gays, and that they wont burn in hell.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                    Originally posted by RogueFilosifer View Post
                    Im surprised you passed over my testimony maddam, I never once said that women dont have the right to choose to be spanked, I just said its wrong for a man to do so, i guess i could clarify it by saying "Without permission" but that should be a given.
                    Dear Friend,

                    How would a system like that work? That's like saying a policeman can only give a speeding motorist a ticket "with permission". If any of my dear Sisters in Christ needs a rebuke, a firm swat on their behind is my duty as a God-fearing True Christian(tm) man. Waiting for "permission" would be as silly as waiting for my kid's permission before grounding them when they misbehave.

                    Please try and think things through!

                    Yours in Him,
                    bab

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                    • #55
                      Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                      GODLY news everyone: the Independent Police Complaints Commission have concluded that Sheffield Police acted justifiably in punching a demon-possessed negress five times. The uppity negress actually had the gall to try and justify her vicious assault on the police by claiming to be having an epileptic fit. If she actually was having a spazz attack, as she claims, then it was probably brought on by watching too many Poke-A-Man cartoons, which is all the more reason to beat her. Praise Jesus.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                        Originally posted by RogueFilosifer View Post
                        And that has been my truthful correction of all of your inconsistencies and general stupidity.
                        You seem to forget where you are, I think you have skipped this post from Pastor Billy-Reuben.

                        Please read this. You are our guest. We will treat you like a jewel on the cushion of our hospitality. Or maybe not.



                        Things will be much easier for you here if you just remember that the LBC is correct in all things and you are wrong.
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                        • #57
                          Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          GODLY news everyone: the Independent Police Complaints Commission have concluded that Sheffield Police acted justifiably in punching a demon-possessed negress five times. The uppity negress actually had the gall to try and justify her vicious assault on the police by claiming to be having an epileptic fit. If she actually was having a spazz attack, as she claims, then it was probably brought on by watching too many Poke-A-Man cartoons, which is all the more reason to beat her. Praise Jesus.
                          Actually, I don't think the policeman was right. Obviously, he needs better training. He should have used a taser, or waterboarding.

                          YIC,
                          Buford
                          yours in Christ,
                          Brother Buford

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                          • #58
                            Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                            ..... I'm amazed at the state of the world. Yeah, I'm a Gothic, woman. Yes, I believe strongly in the occult. So yeah, You hate me already. but, whatev.

                            Women aren't allowed to do anything, huh? You'd be surprised. Almost every male I know is terrified of me, yet I've done nothing to them. But I swear, if any person ever tries to beat or assault me in any way, they will see what I can do. Give me good, justifiable reason why we may not have friends. I have many female friends, I don't seem to suffer. I think a lot of the bible is just junk. Only TWELVE pages of the original bible were actually found. The rest was just accumulated over the centuries.

                            I do thank you all for giving me the best laugh I've had in years.
                            Love you,
                            Arsenic

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                            • #59
                              Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                              Originally posted by The_Vampire_Arsenic View Post
                              Almost every male I know is terrified of me
                              Why am I not surprised?
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                              • #60
                                Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

                                When all else fails, blame the devil:

                                Man says exorcism led to wife's death

                                Sun Feb 3,

                                ODESSA, Texas - A man accused of killing his wife says he was trying to exorcise a demon from her when the devil entered his body and caused her to die, according to a police probable cause statement.

                                Jan David Clark, 60, was arrested Friday after authorities went to his home and found Susan Kay Clark's body wrapped in a bed sheet with a cross and sword on top of it.

                                Officers had gone to the home after being told that Clark had called a friend and said his 59-year-old wife was dead, said Sgt. Gary Duesler said the Ector County Sheriff's Office. Clark told investigators he had his wife pinned face down on a carpeted floor when she died.

                                Clark was charged with murder and remained in the Ector County jail on Sunday in lieu of $300,000 bail. He had declined to comment at the jail and it was unclear whether he had an attorney to speak for him.

                                The woman's body was taken to the Tarrant County Medical Examiner's Office for an autopsy.

                                Taryn Beck said the couple had seemed to be close. "They were like an old married couple," said Beck, 29, whose late grandfather was married to Susan Clark. "They would just roll their eyes at each other, but I never thought something like this would've happened."
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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