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True Christian™ Creation Scientist Fisher of Men
True Christian™
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Posts: 6,835
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: LBC JR. PASTORS!! Lying about the size of your MANHOOD is a SIN!!! -
05-24-2014, 04:46 AM
I never really saw the big deal over the size of one's tallywhacker. Mine's about the size of my thumb, and that is OK. It's big enough to impregnate my wife about once a year, and it gives me enough leverage so that I can hit my target when I spill urine.
It's the tallywhacker Jesus wanted me to have, His will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. When we can't understand His reasons, we may yet rejoice in His promises.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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