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  • #31
    Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post


    Look at this poor child, holding Satan's symbolic turd coated testicles in either hand. This has to stop!
    When sin isn't called out, the sinner has to engage in more and more depraved actions just to get that same "high." Consider this poor child surrounded by a steamy pile of symbolic Satan's turd coated testicles. He's trying to look happy, but inside you know he's nearly dead.


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #32
      Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      Jesus didn't temporarily die just so you could bribe your evil brats into liking you with chocolate. Look at their hideous faces, smeared with what appropriately looks like faeces on the faces of sodomites. They're looking at you and the demons within them are growing more powerful. They're getting further and further away from the unstained love of Jesus.

      So while you destroy your children's souls just for a fleeting moment of self gratification as they pretend to thank you while planning to smoke cocaine when they are older, think of Jesus, bleeding on the cross for hours before dying for three days so you can not burn in Hell.

      But having your mewling and wilful, unbeaten offspring's love is more important than the love of Christ, who rightly said:
      Matthew 10:21-23
      21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death. 22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. 23 But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come.
      This WILL happen. And you are not standing firm to the end and beating your children as God commands. You are feeding them chocolate eggs. Eggs that are the symbol of the testicles of Satan which are smeared with the faeces of the writhing sinners he impales on his barbed tallywacker in Hell.

      Yes, you are feeding them symbolic filth covered devil's man parts!

      But it's not too late to have a True Christian™ Easter where, alert to the slightest evil and armed with a stout rod, you lead your children in thanking Jesus for the gift of His blood and praising Him for rescuing them from demon sodomy forever and ever.

      GLORY!
      isn't Easter about the rebirth of Christ and the egg(chocolate egg) used as symbolism to resent life and such. plus originally when this tradition was first founded the eggs were actual eggs.

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      • #33
        Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        Here we see a transsexual (only to be searched by True Christian™ men with advanced porn withstanding certification) wearing chocolate shorts.



        These are designed to not show the "chocolate" stains from their sodomy and the associated devouring of Satan's chocolate eggs. This foul pervert is trying to use supposedly innocent confectionery to lure True Christian™ children onto Satan's lap.

        I urge you once again to be vigilant and to remind all children that Easter is about bathing in Jesus' blood, not stuffing their faces with sweet faeces substitutes in a symbolic anal sex orgy.
        they are brown shorts not chocolate. you're being highly erratic there is nothing satanic about chocolate eggs and nothing to do with testicles because forgive me if I'm wrong but wasn't the rock used to seal Jesus's tomb egg shaped. and please explain how is the person transgender and how you know.

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        • #34
          Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

          Originally posted by keseos View Post
          isn't Easter about the rebirth of Christ and the egg(chocolate egg) used as symbolism to resent life and such. plus originally when this tradition was first founded the eggs were actual eggs.
          Now it has been turned into a homersexualist’s paradise when the gaywise have inculcated this nation’s youth into eating chocolate as a proxy for acclimatising to the sight of smeared faecal matter that so often accompanies their foul furtive fascination with anality.

          Is that what you want: coprophiles behind every street corner?

          Not me, sister.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #35
            Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Easter is all about the murder of Jesus by the joos and how God brought Him back after three days (time for the joos to think about what they did).
            I can just imagine what it must of been like for Christ. Having to drag that giant cross through town and up in to the mountains. The shame He endure digging a hole so it could be stood upright. Having huge spike driven through His hands and feet. All the while, know His Faith in Himself would be enough.
            Had Jesus not done that, all people would never have the chance to repent. Sin filled children would remain like that for all of eternity. Hated by everyone, despised by God.

            Here at the Hutchins house, we have a lamb each Easter. The UnSaved© children are instructed to pick out their favorite lamb. It is placed in a pen. The unbaptized Children have to kill it with rocks then roll in the blood. Those that manage to be covered, are baptized and allowed to eat the Easter Lamb. Those that fail at the task get nothing though in three days, they are allowed to gnaw at the remaining bones.
            it was the romans who sent for his death, the jews however were jealous and fearful for how many follower he could bring to his side and so spread rumours about him. and not of his murder but of his rebirth.

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            • #36
              Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              Now it has been turned into a homersexualist’s paradise when the gaywise have inculcated this nation’s youth into eating chocolate as a proxy for acclimatising to the sight of smeared faecal matter that so often accompanies their foul furtive fascination with anality.

              Is that what you want: coprophiles behind every street corner?

              Not me, sister.

              YIC
              no it hasn't at all, and I'm a guy last I checked. what gave you the idea that I was female.

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              • #37
                Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

                Originally posted by keseos View Post
                no it hasn't at all, and I'm a guy last I checked. what gave you the idea that I was female.
                When was the last time you checked?
                1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                • #38
                  Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

                  Originally posted by keseos View Post
                  it was the romans who sent for his death, the jews however were jealous and fearful for how many follower he could bring to his side and so spread rumours about him. and not of his murder but of his rebirth.
                  Don't be silly, dear. If the Jews didn't kill Christ, why does the Holy Bible say they did?
                  For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews:
                  Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:
                  Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
                  1 Thessalonians 2:14-16
                  Why did they admit it and accept the consequences?
                  When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
                  Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
                  Matthew 27:24-25
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

                    Originally posted by keseos View Post
                    no it hasn't at all, and I'm a guy last I checked. what gave you the idea that I was female.
                    I assumed you were. That’s not a crime is it? Or are you one of these people who hate women?

                    I shall have you know I try treat women as if they are equal to men (unless it is about matters of family, business, religion or politics, obviously (check my sig).

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

                      Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                      When was the last time you checked?
                      last I went to the toilet which was only I few hours ago. why on earth would you want to know?

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                      • #41
                        Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

                        Originally posted by keseos View Post
                        last I went to the toilet which was only I few hours ago. why on earth would you want to know?
                        Gender fluid, eh? It’s a poor thing when you have to routinely check your gender every few hours.

                        Maybe I’m being old fashioned but if you p** standing up you’re a guy.

                        Proverbs 22:29 - Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          Gender fluid, eh? It’s a poor thing when you have to routinely check your gender every few hours.

                          Maybe I’m being old fashioned but if you p** standing up you’re a guy.

                          Proverbs 22:29 - Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean

                          YIC
                          no not gender fluid. just when I piss I can't exactly not the penis hanging from my body. why are you making thing weird.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

                            Originally posted by keseos View Post
                            no not gender fluid. just when I piss I can't exactly not the penis hanging from my body. why are you making thing weird.
                            Is American your second language? I’m having get difficulty parsing what you write.

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

                              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                              Is American your second language? I’m having get difficulty parsing what you write.

                              YIC
                              no American is not my first nor second language nor is it a language, what you are on about is a simplified version of English.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate!

                                Originally posted by keseos View Post
                                no American is not my first nor second language nor is it a language, what you are on about is a simplified version of English.
                                I'm not sure why don't you like American (given that it is an officially recognized language variety), but whatever dialect you are using is certainly very simplified.
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                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
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                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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