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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
That's really deep stuff, Brother Swallows. I'm not a good student of theology so my thinking is on a practical level.
For example, I'm a True Christian™ and know you are right we are not going to hell. Sometimes on a Sunday I feel like a good restaurant meal and want several choices. These restaurants and their employees need to be ready to serve me. That is important.
Now, a question might come up as to what happens to their souls when God notices they worked on Sunday? I don't know the answer on that. It is their problem not mine. But, if they are not open on Sunday they will face an angry Mayor.
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Mayor, of course, the solution is to put the already damned to work on Sundays.
Have you ever commited blasphemy against the Holy Ghost? Well then you can serve tables on Sunday.
Are you a descent from a bastard? 10th generation? You can scrub dishes on a Sunday.
And so on, and so forth.