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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
Brother, your Godly understanding of the Bible is impressive, even amongst True Christians™!
I have a question, though, that maybe you'd be able to help me with. All of those verses you've brought up only refer to males refreshing their bowels. Would it be acceptable for a woman to let out a feminine toot once in a while, or do you think this would be considered a usurpation of a masculine activity by a weaker vessel?
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Don't worry, there is nothing wrong with a woman refreshing her bowels once in a while, as it only makes our farts sound the more impressive when they can be contrasted with "feminine toots," as you so aptly call them.