[Mistress Cookie]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

Thank you, dear Sister.

Every effort is appreciated : )

I just may be on my way to "losing" that little check you sent in, wink wink

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

You know the Pastors and Male Elders give everyone a fair hearing.

I am fairly certain we agreed to stop with these sleep-inducing hearings and implement a shoot-on-sight policy instead. But I am not 100% sure as I slept during most of our last meeting and I vote whatever Pastor Ezekiel tells me to vote anyway.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

Does anyone know if Faith Machine has a passport? If so, I hope you have the airport covered. Because he hasn't been heard of for over 4 hours now and he could be half way to anywhere.

Brother Faith Machine, if you are on your way to Europe give me a call when you get here as I have a spare room.

Mistress Cookie - the room has a bolt on the outside and I'll call you if he turns up.

YiC
AW

[James Hutchins]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

I was so touched by all of you I could do little but stand by and watch. Thanks to Osama IRS false Christians, they revoked my 501C registration and put a lien on all my 'Hutchins Rest Stop Kneeling for the Love of Christ Misitries'. assets, taking the rig, Bibles I got from the Holiday Inn as well as all bank accounts associated with my minitry. I have not been able to offer little more than a out stretched hand to my fellow travelers for over a week.
That all said, I also have not seen a single penny from this fund raising drive. While I fully understand LBC, Ltd. must cover handing costs, from what I have been told by the Church accountants is that only $5.00 (five dollars) has been processed so far. We need your help. Look at this young man, in such dire need of Gods Love©. How can I ignore his needs?

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

I can see your problem Brother Hutchins. He's even lost the shirt off his back. Maybe I should cancel the check, and send it direct to you. But then if your bank accounts have been stopped, how can I get the money to you?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

Had to change phone again because of back door tracking...

So cold...

Thirsty... hungry... all garden hoses and Dumpsters locked behind gates in accordance with local anti-vagrancy ordinance...

Tired...

So, so tired...

Help me help me help me help me Jesus...

Just need to rest for a minute...

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[Basilissa]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

Had to change phone again because of back door tracking...

So cold...

Thirsty... hungry... all garden hoses and Dumpsters locked behind gates in accordance with local anti-vagrancy ordinance...

Tired...

So, so tired...

Help me help me help me help me Jesus...

Just need to rest for a minute...

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Dear Brother Faith,

It saddens me to see you in such a dire situation. A word of advice to you: seek Pastor Zeke immediately and beg him for forgiveness, and tell him that whatever happened, it was devil who did it, not you. This tactic has worked for Jim Bakker, so it should work for you, too.

In the meantime, my prayers are with you. I do hope that you will take at least some pleasure in whatever penitence Pastor Zeke will give you. Whatever it is, just close your eyes and think about .

[Faith_Machine]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

Pastor...

Zeke...

Zeke will...

...make me go in...

...the place where there are no...

...no shadows...

Must... hide...

so...

sleepy

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[James Hutchins]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

I can see your problem Brother Hutchins. He's even lost the shirt off his back. Maybe I should cancel the check, and send it direct to you. But then if your bank accounts have been stopped, how can I get the money to you?

The funds shopuld of gone directly to the Church. Mriss Cookie, who is above reproach, will deposit it in the correct account and once the basic funding costs incurred by LBC and the POC (Pastorial Oversight Committee) the balance will be made available to me. As I understand it, the account must have a minimum of $5,000 before funds can be disbursed. I am not sure if that is a daily or weekly amount.
I am uncomfortable about dealing with donated funds and instead prefer to service Jesus orally.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

Have...

all this cash...

All this cash...

...collected for Brother Hutchins...

...thousands of dollars cash in my pocket...

But nobody will sell me food...

Oh God oh God I...

...so thirsty...

Oh...

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[Basilissa]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

Have...

all this cash...

All this cash...

...collected for Brother Hutchins...

...thousands of dollars cash in my pocket...

But nobody will sell me food...

Oh God oh God I...

...so thirsty...

Oh...

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I see you haven't done what I recommended, Brother!

Well, let's see. How soon can you get to Michigan? I have a spare bedroom in my house. I can give you food and drink, for a reasonable fee, of course. You know, I have the best pie in Northern Michigan!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

I see you haven't done what I recommended, Brother!

Well, let's see. How soon can you get to Michigan? I have a spare bedroom in my house. I can give you food and drink, for a reasonable fee, of course. You know, I have the best pie in Northern Michigan!

God bless you Sister, GOD BLESS YOU!

Just need to get...

get...

out of Freehold...

Gates...

Gates monitored 24/7...

armed guards...

...refuse money bribe...

...refuse sex bribe...

So cold...

So, so, so cold...

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[Mistress Cookie]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

Dearest dearest Brother Faith Machine:

It's been decided to grant you immunity from the Tithing Accountability Review for thirty (30) days, but you must come into the Church Offices, or surrender yourself to a Pastor, so you may sign the simple paperwork.

You need to tell us where you are so we can bring you a pen.

Doesn't some nice hot soup sound good about now? Why, you can have all you want. And even some rolls. Doesn't the little heart-shaped butter pat tell you how dear you are, and always have been, to the Church™?

Now, where are you?



Luke 23:
41 And we indeed justly; for we receive the due reward of our deeds: but this man hath done nothing amiss.
42 And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

Well, he phoned me...My little dachshunds have good noses - I'll put them on the scent. If they find him, I'll try to keep him here until you come to collect him - no promises though.

Mo7, your miniature dachshunds did a great job (thanks for releasing them)...that is until they got to the northerly section of the woods.

One of them (I think it's Schatzi?) clumsily jumped into one of the Man Traps the boys had laid out for Faith Machine, and it closed on her.

If it had just been her leg I would have snapped it off, no problem. But it's clenched all around her hindquarter...and she's somehow dragged herself and the trap under a log after I poked at it all to investigate.

What do you want us to do? I'm wearing new shoes or I'd try to go in there after her.

Sorry.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry!

Mistress Cookie, I think he may need more than that to lure him in.
Brother Machine, You know where I am Get thee hither. Safe house with plenty of food, drink, warm clothing and firewood, as well as firearms.