Eskimo are also known as frost niggers, and those who migrate to warmer climes are referred to as icebacks. They are possibly the most civilized of the native folks, as missionaries all but eradicated their heathen beliefs and gave them good Christian names. Many of them also participated in noble experiments involving radiation back when the American government was still on the path of righteousness, and gave their lives to slow and lingering pious cancers because of it. Their descents though are beginning to slip backward into sin, accepting socialist government handouts and partaking of alcohol. I blame their decline on the influence of their bleeding heart socialist Canadian neighbors and general lack of prayer.
Glory onto Him.