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Default Re: Jesus Replaces Tim Tebow - 09-27-2016, 07:09 PM

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The handsome and Christian Carson Wentz moving from white North Dakota to decadent Philadelphia has been a worry. Philadelphia has been home to countless harlots over its history. . . we need to pray the harlots of Philadelphia do not find poor Mr. Wentz lead him into sin. I'm sure Jesus would appreciate our help.
I may have mentioned this in an earlier post, lo, many years ago, bur Cotton Mather, a brilliant and well-esteemed New England minister, once suggested that a contingent of Quakers, who were headed to the New World, be intercepted and sold as slaves.


In many ways, the Quakers were the forerunners of today's liberal Christians. They were the ones who founded Pennsylvania and Philadelphia, so it is wise to be concerned for young Mr. Wentz.


No doubt that Satan uses liberal Christians as effusively as he uses lures of the flesh to lead to lead all sorts of fools into hell.


May Carson Wentz's arm be strengthened for gridiron victory and his faith be even more strengthened for spiritual victory. And may those pacifist, silence-loving, egalitarian Quakers burn in hell.


Peacefully Yours,


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