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Default Jesus Replaces Tim Tebow - 09-24-2016, 02:42 AM
After seeing that atheist football coaches would not put Godly Tim Tebow into a game for five years, he has moved on to baseball. I'm sure he asked Jesus if that was OK.

But, not to worry. A new Jesus-worshipping quarterback has won two games for the Philadelphia Eagles and we at Landover Baptist could not be happier. His name is Carson Wentz. He kills geese on his time off and professes his faith at every opportunity.

He wears a Jesus tattoo I will try to locate soon. For now, let me introduce our new praying friend:

Carson Wentz is an NFL quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. He was a superstar quarterback at North Dakota State University. He led his team to 5 consecutive National Championships. This is an FCS record for the most National Championships won in a row. He was selected as the second overall pick in the 2016 NFL draft. He was picked up by the Philadelphia Eagles and has started and won his first two games.




Carson Wentz Religion

Carson is Christian and is very religious. He is often tweeting things like, “God is great”, and says his faith is where he gains strength for football. If he wasn’t playing football he would be working at a ministry and spreading the word of God.

Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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