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Originally Posted by juliet
i think it could be a very good thing. how can i respectfully approach this subject with my husband?
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Dear, I'm concerned that you would request such an item. The purpose of a chastity belt is to prevent wanton hussies from offering their lady-love to any Tom, Dick, or Harry. If you don't trust yourself, you should confess this to your husband, to the elders at your church, and especially to Jesus. Don't hold back, it's not like Jesus doesn't already know your every intimate secret thought and image that runs through your head. He just wants to hear you say it. Then pray for self-control. I don't mind saying, the LORD has graciously provided me with such self-control I have to schedule "Intimate Nights" with Mr. Etheldreda lest I forget my wifely duties.