Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-08-2013, 05:46 AM
Brother, you must have been horribly lost to be on High St. near the campus. No doubt those queers were leering at a handsome fellow like yourself.
If you ever find yourself in unfamiliar terrain again, I think you should bring a virgin with you, like Felicity. You can offer her up to the pack of perverts to save you from rape, like righteous Lot did in Genesis 19.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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