Ruslan,
It breaks my heart to tell you this but I won't be able to provide the necessary sponsorship to bring you to America. There is good news, however:
What if you opened a pie shop for me in Mother Russia? It's all rubles to donuts in the long run, and I can pay commie heathens much less and still be within the law.
Think about it (In American, please) and get me your answer soon. Oh, and please stop whining about how bad things are. JESUS wants us to always be in prayer and rejoicing, not agonizing over the things we covet.
1 Peter 3:14
But and if ye suffer for righteousnes sake,
happy are ye, and be not afraid of their terrour, neither be troubled.
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
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Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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