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  • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

    (plagiarized Michael Jackson lyrics deleted)
    Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 02-21-2013, 04:19 AM. Reason: plagiarized Michael Jackson lyrics deleted

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    • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

      Originally posted by Javiera View Post
      (plagiarized Michael Jackson lyrics deleted)
      How was I able to guess that any song lyrics that you posted would be from Michael Jackson?
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      • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

        "Heal the world"
        by Michael Jackson

        [filthy perverted jungle music lyrics deleted]

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          • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

            Originally posted by Jabalí View Post

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

              Originally posted by Jabalí View Post

              Your obsession borders on the insane.

              Oh who am I kidding, you left sanity behind you a long time ago.

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              • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                Originally posted by MilitantModerate View Post
                Your obsession borders on the insane.

                Oh who am I kidding, you left sanity behind you a long time ago.
                I was trying to put the video here, but something just didn't work

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                • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                  Originally posted by Jabalí View Post
                  I was trying to put the video here, but something just didn't work
                  Jalapeño, do you have any interests in life other than Michael Jackson and sodomanical porn from the Ornament?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                    The Chuckwagon Gang, especially the classic stuff, but the new group is awesome also.
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZhFiSTNcdo
                    Yeah i know it's unusual for someone of this time period to like Stamps Baxter singing, but I love it.

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                    • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                      My music is hardly Christian, but it's not bad. You guys are deprived.

                      Long instrumental, but I like the lyrics more

                      It's experimental, but has a cool banjo thing going on

                      Animal Collective can be a little over-done, but I like this

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                      • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                        I actually love a lot of different types of music, but they wanted Christian music in this thread so I gave them one of my favorite gospel groups.

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                        • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                          Originally posted by Bluish View Post
                          My music is hardly Christian, but it's not bad. You guys are deprived.

                          Long instrumental, but I like the lyrics more
                          "From the album 'Forever Dolphin Love'" ???



                          A song about BEARS!?





                          Bestiality Trance Music from HELL!!!???



                          Get thee hence, demon!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                            Mhm. Forever Dolphin Love is an alright song too, but it only sounds good through headphones.
                            Grizzly Bear is the band, not the song.
                            How is In The Flowers about beastiality? o-o
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                            Off-topic, but why is my name pink, and why do you think I'm Scottish? xD
                            AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!

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                            • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                              Originally posted by Bluish View Post
                              Mhm. Forever Dolphin Love is an alright song too, but it only sounds good through headphones.
                              Grizzly Bear is the band, not the song.
                              How is In The Flowers about beastiality? o-o
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                              Off-topic, but why is my name pink, and why do you think I'm Scottish? xD
                              AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!
                              Didn't know there was so much pride between the sheep shaggers. Do "AUSSIE"'s think they shag sheep better than a Scott? Is that why you're so upset?

                              Oh and "In The Flowers"? Where else are you going to find your sheep?
                              PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                              Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                              Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                              • Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                Iron Maiden is pretty good. They make reference to the bible a lot.
                                Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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