Every year, I take a week of vacation from Landover University to supervise the preholiday clean up of my estate. Yesterday, one of my houseboys, I believe it was young Wesseley, was clearing out a room in the east wing, and he found a crate of my old long play record albums! I took this as a message from The Lord and I gathered all of the boys together around the hi-fi in the music room.
What a time we had! There is just something about good, wholesome Christian music that really gets the blood flowing! Time just flew by, and after a few hours of vigorous toe tapping and ministering, I set the boys back to the task at hand. Here are just a few of the wonderful LPs that the Lord inspired me to play for my houseboys!
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21