Re: Today in Christ -
05-17-2007, 01:35 AM
March 17
It was on this day, so very many years ago, that our Lord and Savior, after being mercilessly beaten and tortured and crucified and being dead for three days, then rising again to prove Scripture correct (praise Jesus!), ascended into the Heavens, to sit at the Right Hand of God the Father to await the day when He would gloriously return (any day now!).
After giving His glorious "Great Commission" commanding us to spread the Gospel to all nations (which the Democratic party has been resisting for the past 5 years, not to mention the years before that), the Glorious Ascension took place. With crowds our scientists can only estimate in the millions present, the Lord Jesus, smiling serenly, wearing silken white and beaming His Blue Eyes upon every person in attendance, began to rise into the perfectly blue Sky to sit at the His own Right Hand, the logistics of which are hotly under debate in the Landover University Philosophy Department.
After He disappeared into the clouds, two angels descended and told the multitudes gathering there that He would return in the same manner as He left, an event which is certain to happen in the very near future, praise Jesus!
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