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Default Re: Swedish Lutheran priest does the devil dance - 06-13-2014, 11:57 PM

Come ye then to America, friend.

The Federal Government is not too interested in letting any more white people in, but if you travel first to Matamoros, Mexico, which is across the Rio Grande River from Brownsville in Godly Texas, you can easily enter from there. You have nothing to fear from the authorities if you follow my directions.

Simply swim the river at that point, making sure to avoid any alligators you may see, and go directly to the nearest encampment of the Homeland Security. No, it is not a Nazi organization, in spite of it's name. Announce to them that you are a Mayan Indian from south Mexico and that you are an albino. This will explain logically why you are not brown and why you cannot speak Spanish. The officers will not wonder how you came to speak English. Explain that you are here illegally to vote for the godless Democrats.

You will be given a date for a hearing about your status, which you need not attend or even think about ever again. You will be given a miraculous card that, when presented at one of our magnificent American grocery stores, will cause the management to give you as much food as you can carry, gratis. You will then carry your new food to your new lodgings, which you will be allocated under section eight. There you will find one of our enormous American refrigerators in which to place all your free food. Your new free cell phone will arrive in the mail with your voters registration card.

Welcome to America and God Bless!


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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