[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Dear Pastor Ezekiel

Are you sure, the Eunuch life is my way ?
Do you think I am able to live without wife and children ?
Marriage is really forbidden to me ?

It's your choice Paul

Marriage and an afterlife of ass rape in Hell by an demonic version of Ernest Borgnine.

or

Chop your daddy bit off and party with Jesus.

Take some personal responsibility Paul and make you mind up.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

It's your choice Paul

Marriage and an afterlife of ass rape in Hell by an demonic version of Ernest Borgnine.

or

Chop your daddy bit off and party with Jesus.

Take some personal responsibility Paul and make you mind up.

If I choose the Eunuch life, you and this church accept me as True Christian ?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

If I choose the Eunuch life, you and this church accept me as True Christian ?

Absolutely not. Jesus Christ might have sympathy for you, and maybe offer you redemption, but you are never permitted to even associate with True Christians™.

Deuteronomy 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

In Christ

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Besides incontestable scriptural arguments against masturbation; accordingly to a noted Swiss doctor Samuel-Auguste Tissot masturbation causes "a perceptible reduction of strength, of memory and even of reason; blurred vision, all the nervous disorders, all types of gout and rheumatism, weakening of the organs of generation, blood in the urine, disturbance of the appetite, headaches and a great number of other disorders."

But there is a solution for all obsessive masturbators:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Pls, sorry for repeating myself, but I'm not sure that Pastor Ezekiel read my post above.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
No True Christian™ father would sell their daughter to you, gypsy! Better take a different path.

Dear Pastor Ezekiel

Are you sure, the Eunuch life is my way ?
Do you think I am able to live without wife and children ?
Marriage is really forbidden to me ?

I asked Jesus about your case and He was 100% clear: Go get a razor and start slicing, pal.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I asked Jesus about your case and He was 100% clear: Go get a razor and start slicing, pal.

I don't understand.
I want to become True Christian. Gice me chance! I can change.

Brother Harold Porter quoted this verse:
Deuteronomy 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

But I want to enter to the Congregation.

I think, I should remain unmarried, but I don't think the God wants the physically castration.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I don't understand. I want to become True Christian. Gice me chance! I can change.

You don't get it. It's not us you need to beg to, it's Jesus. Get down and start praying until your knees start bleeding. Then keep praying.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

You don't get it. It's not us you need to beg to, it's Jesus. Get down and start praying until your knees start bleeding. Then keep praying.

I don't know how to do it... I mean, what should I say to Jesus ?
Can you write me a sample prayer or something ?
What should I to confess ?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I mean, what should I say to Jesus ?

A suggestion:

"Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you. I know that I am not perfect and that I cannot please you through my own efforts. I know that I deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I know that I have nothing to offer you.

Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me of my sins. Please cleanse me and make me right before you. I trust in what you have done on the cross. I do not rely on myself but only on you and I receive you as Lord of my life and as savior of my soul. Lord Jesus, save me. I look to you alone."

You clearly need to do some serious Bible study.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

A suggestion:

"Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you. I know that I am not perfect and that I cannot please you through my own efforts. I know that I deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I know that I have nothing to offer you.

Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me of my sins. Please cleanse me and make me right before you. I trust in what you have done on the cross. I do not rely on myself but only on you and I receive you as Lord of my life and as savior of my soul. Lord Jesus, save me. I look to you alone."

You clearly need to do some serious Bible study.

Thank you for your help.
I don't know how to proove, but I told this to Jesus with humility.
I will do serious Biblie study as you said, but I read some scripture that I don't understand exactly.
Am I allowed to open new topic in the Bible Study forum ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thank you for your help.
I don't know how to proove, but I told this to Jesus with humility.
I will do serious Biblie study as you said, but I read some scripture that I don't understand exactly.
Am I allowed to open new topic in the Bible Study forum ?

Have you sliced your testicles off for Jesus yet? We need to see the evidence. Send me your discarded gonads and I'll add them to my collection.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Have you sliced your testicles off for Jesus yet? We need to see the evidence. Send me your discarded gonads and I'll add them to my collection.

I don't think that this is God's will, because of this scripture:
Deuteronomy 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

But I would gladly wear a chastity belt device like that Dan U Holier showed above.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I don't think that this is God's will, because of this scripture:
Deuteronomy 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

But I would gladly wear a chastity belt device like that Dan U Holier showed above.

I'm not talking about a wound. I'm talking about intentional, purposeful castration, as the Holy Bible recommends!

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

If you need help, Landover Baptist sells do-it-yourself kits. But they cost money.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I'm not talking about a wound. I'm talking about intentional, purposeful castration, as the Holy Bible recommends!



If you need help, Landover Baptist sells do-it-yourself kits. But they cost money.

This is very painful decision, but it would be great to living with Jesus ALONE.

What is this "do-it-yourself" kit ? How is it cost ?
Can you show me a picture of it ?

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

This is very painful decision, but it would be great to living with Jesus ALONE.

1) What is this "do-it-yourself" kit ?
2) How is it cost ?
3) Can you show me a picture of it ?

1) Porkert Meat Grinder Deluxe
2) ONLY $34.99 – for the top notch product; a great deal, don’t you think?
3) Yes: