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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'm proud to say that I've never even sliced an apple. Never made a pot of coffee. Never even picked up a broom, except to confiscate them during our annual witch hunt.
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Good for you, Pastor Zeke! After all, you have so many
important and Godly activities planned for your day, you would hardly have time for the lowly tasks of everyday life.
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Which proves conclusively that I am NOT gay.
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Of course you're not, Pastor, who in their right minds would even think such a thing!