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Default Re: Why does God think I'm a gaysexual? - 01-20-2014, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
Pastor Zeke, the TI-85 was popular around 20 years ago...so I doubt it would still be under warranty.
Of course it still has warranty. TI-85 is the last model made under direct supervision of that time governor of Texas, Godly George W. Each one from that line has been approved by the chosen one himself, so they are True Christians™ of calculators. Despite satanic SIN button.

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People mistook me for a queer sexual because of my purple sox. So I had Paster Zeke cast the demons out of them. Best 725 bucks I ever spent.
I think you are right. I might have to ask Zeke to exorcise that calculator and my finger of sin. Maybe my tallywhacker and anus as well just in case.

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Originally Posted by godwilling1 View Post
It seems to me that you may have typed that message to yourself, because I studied computer science, and the calculator does not just do that on its own. Also, the bible never uses the word fag, so im pretty suspect as to your religious vigor, you may be a heathen.
Read again, no one here said that calculator did it on it's own. Message was typed by Jesus. On that other matter, Bible does not mention anal sex either. This just proves that it was a direct message from the LORD, not just some random Bible quote. Leviticus 18:22 just made His point clear.
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