Let me tell ye somethin' bout homeless fellers
A great deal of their ilk be great storytellers
A've 'eard many an engaging yarn, 'tis true
'Bout all the hardships and whatnot that they've been through
How life is tough now that they be on the street
They've no place to stay and no food to eat
Yet, in these tales they never be the blame
A million dif'rnt beginnins and middles, but every endin's the same
Whether they be standin' with a hat or a tin cup in hand
'Tis shillins and doubloons that these louts will demand
So ye best be weary when dealin' with a lazy slob
'cuz separatin' fools from their money be their only job!