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  • #16
    Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

    What if it is a virgin Japanese vs a non virgin white girl? Then who do you go for?



    (I myself favor the slant, virgin or not; preferably not)
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Pen Eses Eater View Post
      What if it is a virgin Japanese vs a non virgin white girl? Then who do you go for?

      (I myself favor the slant, virgin or not; preferably not)
      I believe that TECHNICALLY a gook is no longer a virgin once she puts razorblades in her horizontal cooter.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #18
        Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

        Originally posted by DrZoidberg View Post
        I'm a 37 year old senior manager at a major Swedish corporation. I have a big house on an island in the Stockholm archipelago. A comfortable life. But I'm looking for a woman to share it with. I'm pretty much surrounded by ungodly atheists.

        I used to be married. But she was ungodly and left me when I started studying the Bible seriously and acting on it. She was a liberal Christian. They're almost worse than atheists IMHO since they're wolves in sheeps clothing. She was also a feminist and didn't take a beating like a proper woman. Instead she called me a wife-beater. Ungrateful harlot. But such is life in ungodly Sweden.

        I take the disciplining of my wife seriously and will strive to make her obedient and eager to serve. I promise to whip my future wife regularly so she knows her place.

        So far I have no children, which brings great shame to me.

        I'm looking for a virgin woman in a good childbearing age, 15 - 23. 15 is age of consent in Sweden. The younger the better, since it's more likely she's truly a virgin. I prefer blondes. It'll just be easier to fit in in Sweden. A wife of mine of course doesn't work. She'll be a housewife and I expect her to turn to me for any big decission in her life. It's a bonus if she can cook. But it's not important. I have a cleaner, and I can take on a cook if the need arises.

        All my wife needs to do is to care for our future children, look pretty, decorate the house and keep herself fit. Yes, I'll be careful not to beat her in her face.

        I'm also willing to buy someone's daughter if I get a good offer. Even if arranged marriages are illegal here, it'll only be a problem if the wife ever learns it's illegal. As long as she's kept down, I doubt it'll be a problem.

        Anybody out there for a good Christian like me?
        Don't go and get a mail order bride when there are plenty of virgin women ready to be faithful housewife to appease and worship Jesus (Like myself). Please don't add to those Commie scum.

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        • #19
          Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

          Why the hate, friend?

          What do you hate queers for?

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #20
            Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            Why the hate, friend?

            What do you hate queers for?

            YIC
            He probably is one, and is trying to seduce a True Christian(tm) man into Madame Butterfly-esque perversion of the worst sort.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #21
              Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              He probably is one, and is trying to seduce a True Christian™ man into Madame Butterfly-esque perversion of the worst sort.
              I'm thoroughly and continually shocked by all these queers that come to God's most friendliest of websites with the singular intention of entrapping manly True Christian(tm) men with their gay viper's nest.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #22
                Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                I just thought I'd post an update. It was easy to find a woman. She didn't speak any English, (or Swedish) so the communication wasn't the best. But we had some good chats where the great staff at the agency acting as translators. But she came over to Sweden and it all looked great. She's 24, which wasn't quite as young as I'd hoped. Not the best looker either. But she's slim and a virgin, which I think is the most important. Or was a virgin. We're now happily married. She's an excellent cook.

                But I have a question. She keeps running away. She doesn't know anybody here so after she's lost the police has to bring her back. I've tried whipping her, chaining her in the cellar. But somehow I find it hard to keep her under control. I work during the days and I can't keep her locked in the house all days. It's not practical.

                Any advice?

                Whenever we're together she's very obedeint.
                Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                • #23
                  Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                  Originally posted by DrZoidberg View Post
                  I just thought I'd post an update. It was easy to find a woman. She didn't speak any English, (or Swedish) so the communication wasn't the best. But we had some good chats where the great staff at the agency acting as translators. But she came over to Sweden and it all looked great. She's 24, which wasn't quite as young as I'd hoped. Not the best looker either. But she's slim and a virgin, which I think is the most important. Or was a virgin. We're now happily married. She's an excellent cook.

                  But I have a question. She keeps running away. She doesn't know anybody here so after she's lost the police has to bring her back. I've tried whipping her, chaining her in the cellar. But somehow I find it hard to keep her under control. I work during the days and I can't keep her locked in the house all days. It's not practical.

                  Any advice?

                  Whenever we're together she's very obedeint.
                  You aren't beating her enough.

                  What is she, a slant? How much did you pay for her?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                    I have asked my father and he has agreed I could apply for this role, I am of child bearing age, for although I have been sexually assaulted it was not by his tallywhacker and therefore I am still a virgin.
                    Tanith
                    Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                    17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                    • #25
                      Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                      Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
                      I have asked my father and he has agreed I could apply for this role, I am of child bearing age, for although I have been sexually assaulted it was not by his tallywhacker and therefore I am still a virgin.
                      Tanith
                      I apologise, I see you have found yourself a wife. I did not realise there was a second page.
                      Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                      17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                      • #26
                        Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        You aren't beating her enough.

                        What is she, a slant? How much did you pay for her?
                        No, she's of God's preferred race and blonde. Russian.

                        I do beat her quite a bit. We have a punishment room in the cellar. I send her down there when she's been bad. I beat her with a cane. As a result she is very obedient when I'm at home. That's not the problem. The language is a bit of a problem, since we only communicate with quite rudimentary English. I suspect she might not always understand what I command her to do.

                        I didn't have to pay anyone for her. I paid the agent of course. But the only payment she and her family wanted was the joy of a marriage with a devout and genuine Christian. So I'm sure she feels very happy to have met me.
                        Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                        Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                        • #27
                          Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                          Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
                          I apologise, I see you have found yourself a wife. I did not realise there was a second page.
                          No, problem. Thank you for your application. I hope you to can find yourself a good Christian husband.
                          Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                          Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                          • #28
                            Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                            Where you are going wrong is not having put the fear of God's love into her.

                            It seems when you are around the idea of loving discipline is an effective tool. What she needs to know is that Jesus sees all:

                            Proverbs 15:3 "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good."

                            And He has told us his desires for wives:

                            Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

                            The husband is the head of his house hold as Jesus is head of the church.

                            Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

                            She need to know that if she disobeys you she is disobeying God and He will see everything she does and she will go to Hell.

                            Acts 1:24 "And they prayed, and said, Thou, Lord, which knowest the hearts of all men, shew whether of these two thou hast chosen"

                            Hell is not a nice place, full of evil people God has set aside.

                            Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            You need to get her right with God. When you lovingly discipline her next, time how long before you get tired and have to stop. Next time, only discipline her for half the time.

                            With the remaining time read her passages from the Bible(KJV1611) like the ones I have posted. Soon she will see the Bible as a pleasent alternative to being lovingly disciplined. When you are half way through the remaining time ask her if she wants you to stop reading the Bible. If she says yes, continue with the discipline. If she says no, ask her to repeat what you have quoted to her. If she gets it right praise her. If she gets it wrong, continue the discipline (you should have recovered your breath, by then.

                            This is classical (Pavlovian) conditioning and soon she will soon feel unable to run away because of the association of Jesus watching her.

                            It will take time (depending on how independent she still is) but soon her conditioned healthy fear of God will see you fast on you way to marriage bliss.

                            All the best!

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • #29
                              Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                              That's are good advice Dr Niles. We do pray every night together and little Svetlana has her own Russian Bible. I will instruct her to read those passages. I'm sure they're the same in the Russian version.

                              We'll see if that does the trick. I'd hate to have to chain her to the house. Or one of those electrical collars for dogs.
                              Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                              Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                              • #30
                                Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife

                                Why don't you get out of Sweden then?
                                It's such a nice country, it doesn't need people like you

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