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Default Re: All Australians Are Drunks - 01-21-2015, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer View Post
You don't read anything, do you?
You don't read the Bible, you didn't even read this thread, did you?
If you had, you would have known Brother Ex-Viking was talking about the Hawaiian flag.
Everyone knows the Australian flag looks like
Brother farmer,

Thank you for being so patient with unsaved sinners.

I found some extremely disturbing information regarding the future of the Austrian flag. A very reliable source (I cannot disclose his identity as he is heavily persecuted because of his Biblical worldview) tells me that any day now they are going to replace the traditional one with this abomination!



This will lead to more and more sodomy in the Austrian (in)continent. And this is not all. I also read the lyrics of the Austrian National Anthem "Walzing Matilda". It is written in the Austrian language that has some similarities to American but the vocabulary is mostly aboriginal. Second verse:

Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee,
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in its tucker bag
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me,
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.

Now, I've learned that "billabong" is a pond. The "swagman" is a retard sodomistic atheist hobo. The "jumbuck" is a seductive sheep. Thus: The sheep came to drink at the pond and the retard hobo merrily grabbed it for fornication. Then the retard hobo is described shoving his tallowhacker into the unsuspecting animal's cooter/rectum.

That, my Brethren, is Austria. Alcoholism, bestiality and the sodomistic flag.

Ezekiel 6:11
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Smite with thine hand, and stamp with thy foot, and say, Alas for all the evil abominations of the house of Israel! for they shall fall by the sword, by the famine, and by the pestilence.

We will soon see this arid continent overtaken by these punishments. I'd be surprised to see more than 5-10 Austrians surviving until rapture when Jesus starts His massive operation against this nation. Glory!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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