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  • Re: What are you offended by right now?

    People who whistle on the Sabbath
    Apò toû hēlíou metástēthi

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    • Re: What are you offended by right now?

      I am SO offended by how the flamersexuals use one of God's most spectacular creations, the rainbow, as a universal symbol of their so-called "gay pride" (such an oxymormon!):


      No doubt those interior-decorating fags sought to mock the LORD's choice of adornment (Revelation 4:2-3) by stealing it for their own perverted use.
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        This new communistic, queer-loving pope has Me all enraged. He's worse than the last one.
        Blessed is Me.

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        • Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by Jesus View Post
          This new communistic, queer-loving pope has Me all enraged. He's worse than the last one.
          I think it's so cool how were offended by the same things!
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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          • Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by Godfly View Post
            I think it's so cool how were offended by the same things!
            Of course I feel the same as Jesus! But I'd like to elaborate.

            I am terribly offended and infuriated at the way the homosexualwise agenda is being forced on decent, God fearing Christians.
            We rented a video this year 'BrokeBack Mountain', expecting to find some settlers having to kill drunken injuns. Instead we found cowbows mounting cowboys. "Giddyup' has a brand new meaning in the Hutchins home. I had to confiscate all the chaps and saddle wax.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Re: What are you offended by right now?

              I am offended by Michael Bolton's car commercials. Lord Jesus, if you're still around, please make them stop.
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              • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                I am offended by Michael Bolton's car commercials. Lord Jesus, if you're still around, please make them stop.
                My mother asked me the other day why they didn't choose someone who could sing for those commercials. I laughed heartily, and told her I just didn't know, but that she had a good point.

                I began booming out Rock Of Ages in my resonant bass voice to help my dear mother recover from the audial assault she had suffered.

                I find I am increasingly offended by anything that does not overtly glorify Jesus in some way. This cesspool of a world is going to hell and I want no part of it, save my fellowship with True Christians(tm).
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                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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                • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  I am so offended by that satanic "Doge" meme. Disgusting. Whoever made that demonic little thing will have an eternity in hell!

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                  • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Ratchets View Post
                    I am so offended by that satanic "Doge" meme. Disgusting. Whoever made that demonic little thing will have an eternity in hell!
                    Welcome to God's favorite forum, Ratchets! Please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you found Jesus. We'd like to get to know you better.
                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                    • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      WHO PUT THIS IN MAILBOX!?!??

                      You think it's funny? Just so you know I have handed it over to the DoF and it's under investigation!!
                      Attached Files
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                      • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        I'm offended by all of the Satanist trolls who are trying to invade the forums with their evil.
                        And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                        Deuteronomy 6.5

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                        • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          That shameless Danica Patrick is still fornicating her way thru the Nascar field.
                          "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                          "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                          • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
                            I'm offended by all of the Satanist trolls who are trying to invade the forums with their evil.
                            It seems we have been getting a real surge of them recently

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                            • Re: What are you offended by right now?


                              Behold the foul imp on this poor fellow's back, trying to coax open his recalcitrant anus with a devious satanic mind-trick! I have never been more aghast than I am at this moment.

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                              • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Obama offends me. His dirty hands is driving so many into the arms of satan. I am sure God has a plan for him that won't be pretty.

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