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Originally Posted by Godfly
This is a timely warning indeed! As you all know I am in the process of courting several young prospective wives. Candles are a traditional part of the courting ritual. Knowing this I will remember to use electric lights when I have a young lady over to cook me dinner.
Or she can just microwave the hot pockets in the dark.
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Sorry Brother,
but microwaves attract demons too!
p/s: Only whores use microwave ovens or frozen concentrate juices.