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  • Re: God Hates Asexuals

    Originally posted by Shy-Girl View Post
    I'd rather be asexual girl than a baby factory.

    Why do we need more babies? We don't need any more of them. Want the human race die off?
    And we'd rather have newcomers make a proper introduction in the correct section before going full retard and polluting our forum

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    • Re: God Hates Asexuals

      Originally posted by Shy-Girl View Post
      I'd rather be asexual girl than a baby factory.

      Why do we need more babies? We don't need any more of them. Want the human race die off?
      What are you, a hunchback or something?

      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Re: God Hates Asexuals

        Originally posted by Shy-Girl View Post
        I'd rather be asexual girl than a baby factory.

        Why do we need more babies? We don't need any more of them. Want the human race die off?
        Why do you hate babies so much?

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        • Re: God Hates Asexuals

          Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
          Originally Posted by Shy-Girl
          Why do we need more babies? We don't need any more of them.. ..
          Why do you hate babies so much?
          I was shocked to read what she wrote. Children are WEAPONS. We are at WAR. Satan doesn't care how many lives he wastes attacking Jesus. He knows his demons are expendable tools to be used and thrown away. Satan will occupy children and use them to deny God just as readily as he'll occupy an adult to rant and rail against Salvation. It's pointless of course.
          PSALM 127
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          Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
          4 As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.
          5 Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
          KJV .. look up

          By rejecting God's standard she is depriving her husband of weapons. When the demons attack or their master subverts state education to indoctrinate children, how will The Church fight back without weapons?

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          • Re: God Hates Asexuals

            Originally posted by EmmaLee View Post
            Men and women are meant to get married and then have children. It's quite obvious that asexuality is sinful. How do children come out of asexuality?
            So...nuns and priests are actually sinful ? Interesting.
            Besides, Paul disagrees with you. According to him, celibacy is superior to marriage.
            Don't worry about the human specie, there will always be enough cattle for reproduction.

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            • Re: God Hates Asexuals

              Originally posted by Pure-Mind View Post
              So...nuns and priests are actually sinful ? Interesting.
              Besides, Paul disagrees with you. According to him, celibacy is superior to marriage.
              Don't worry about the human specie, there will always be enough cattle for reproduction.
              You think human babies come from COWS?



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              • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                Originally posted by Pure-Mind View Post
                So...nuns and priests are actually sinful ? Interesting.
                Yes, because they're Catholics, and Catholics aren't Christians.

                Besides, Paul disagrees with you. According to him, celibacy is superior to marriage.
                This was addressed in the OP.

                Don't worry about the human specie, there will always be enough cattle for reproduction.
                The human species is the most important species on earth.

                Gen 1:27-28 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
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                • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  You think human babies come from COWS?
                  Do you know the "metaphor" word ?

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                  • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                    Originally posted by Pure-Mind View Post
                    Do you know the "metaphor" word ?
                    Who are you, Socrates? Do you always answer a question with a question?

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                    • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Who are you, Socrates? Do you always answer a question with a question?

                      People do that when they're stalling for time. It means she doesn't really know.

                      So much for public [include-everyone-even-animals-in-sex-education] education.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        People do that when they're stalling for time. It means she doesn't really know.

                        So much for public [include-everyone-even-animals-in-sex-education] education.
                        I think the primary reason atheists encourage interspecies relations is then they have even more opportunities for forced abortions.

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                        • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                          Originally posted by Pim Pendergast
                          acephobia
                          @0:35½ Did she say demisexual? What's that?

                          I've heard of a semiquaver, and a demisemiquaver. There is also a hemidemisemiquaver.

                          That suggests in the warped mind of the wretched asexual there must be hemidemisemisexuals as well (for demi- to be employed at all).

                          Imagine I'm tartan. I'd be conspicuous. Tartan-o-phobics would point and sneer; on trains people would sniff and sit elsewhere; cruise liners would not even sell me a ticket.

                          How would anyone detect an asexual in order to be acephobic? And what would the fear of aces be called? It's not all that uncommon when drawing trumps in bridge for example. Are they just making up words now?

                          Thank you for a thorough first post.

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                          • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            @0:35½ Did she say demisexual? What's that?...
                            Ashton Kutcher, maybe?

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                            • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              Ashton Kutcher, maybe?

                              Oh, I didn't know you could buy marzipan film stars.

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                              • Re: God Hates Asexuals

                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                I think the primary reason atheists encourage interspecies relations is then they have even more opportunities for forced abortions.

                                I always assumed it was the feeling of bestiality...

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