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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
A darkie sees your ham sandwich, and, thanks to the powers in his Nike Sneakers of Uncanny Dexterity +2, grabs it from you and swallows it whole.
"That ain't enough!" he hollars.
The crowd starrts chanting. "Just say no in inadequate welfare payments!"
"You call this reparations, bee-eye-atch?" A mob starts to form, as they use noise to work themselves into a frenzy.
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I shall NOT surrender. The ham sandwich failed me but I have the final weapon.
I start to PRAY that my enemies scatter!
Psalms 59:9
Because of his strength will I wait upon thee: for God is my defence.
Psalms 59:11
Slay them not, lest my people forget: scatter them by thy power; and bring them down, O Lord our shield.
At least I am at peace, come what may!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer